Jael cracks me up with some of the things she says and does. I decided to keep a running post and edit it when I needed to add something. I have a few so now I will share!
Her foot was falling asleep and she comes to me and says "My foot is really tired and it's kind of bouncing". She was referring to the tingling sensation.
She takes her fake credit card, walks up to the frig, runs it down the center crack and says "Credit. Thank you."
She gets up from lunch and claims that she has eaten all of her sandwich. I go check and she has carefully hid it under a napkin. I tell her she needs to finish her sandwich and she says "But can you feed me and take the crust off and break it into pieces? That's a lot of things you need to do."
Me- "You don't need to make everything an issue". Jael- "I don't make everything a tissue!"
While driving in the car "Mom, thank you for my butt." (No clue where that came from!)
After several times of asking her to pick up her toys with various responses from her she begins to pick them up and says "I'm trying to gotiate with you but it's not working!" (Meaning negotiate)
The list goes on and on and on. Stay tuned for more funny stuff from Jael!
Love it! Isn't it hard to keep a straight face, especially when they are defying you?;)
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